Quick Mushroom Risotto Recipe
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eh hen risotto
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I enter kitchen this morning. mushroom dey there. I say make I cook. I no plan am e just happen.
I put pan for fire. e dey hot. I add oil I add butter. butter start to melt I drop mushroom inside. e sizzle. i like that sizzle. e dey sweet my ear.
I no stir am for two minute. I just stand dey look am. my wife come ask me wetin i dey do. I say i dey cook. she say you just dey look pan I say na part of cooking. she leave.
https://www.recipetineats.com/mushroom-risotto/mushroom turn brown. I turn dem another two minute. dem brown finish. i scoop small keep for plate. rest stay.
I add onion. i chop am yesterday so e don ready. onion clear I add garlic. I no chop am small well well so some piece big no problem. garlic smell dey fill kitchen.
I add rice. arborio. i pour from bag. maybe one cup plus half I no sure. I stir. rice start to look like glass for edge.
I remember say i no buy wine. wine finish since Sunday so I use water and lemon. shey you hear? water and lemon. my mother go cry if she know. but e work.
now broth. e for a pot for side. i warm am. if broth cold rice go hard like stone. i learn this when i cook for my mother in law. she no talk but she face talk.
i add broth one laddle. I stir. rice drink am. I add another. stir drink. another. stir. drink. I dey do this for maybe twenty minute. I no count. my mind dey far.
I taste. rice soft but still get small bite. e done.
I turn off fire. i add parmesan. i grate am myself. no green can for my house. I add the mushroom wey I keep I add parsley. i stir.
now e dey creamy. not too thick. not too thin. just dere.
i taste. need salt. i add small. need pepper. I add small.
I carry the pan go sit for couch. I dey eat from pan. my wife come say you no fit use plate? I say plate dey for cupboard but my leg no fit carry me go there.
she leave again.
biko. this na how I cook no measure. no timer no fancy word just me and the pan and the hunger.
go cook the risotto eat am enjoy am if e bad, curse me. I no go hear you anyway.